Dear N,
Again i am responding to your most recent post titled NEW FEATURE!!! (the 2nd time i have responded in about 5 minutes, i'm growing tired of your childish games). i just want to say that that is the poorest excuse of a "new feature" i have ever seen. you are saying america came out on top? let me remind you mr. republican ("on economics, not social issues") america has not been on top since clinton was in office and not since your bff gwb was elected.
you also list "go away" as one of your options for people who came out on top in the recent CNN-YouTube debate. my memory may be failing me (at the ripe 'ole age of 25) but i am unable to recall a democratic canidate by the name "go away" ( although i'm sure that anderson cooper wanted to say that to old complainer gavel). i'm sure it's just a lapse of my memory, there were at least 8 canidates and that can be overwhelming to somone like me to remember everyone.
i would just like to state that i am not a believer in competitions. i have shyed (sp?) away from competitive sports because i was always outrun. i never played a musical instrument because i could not get beyond chopsticks to chopin. i never tried out for science olympia because if i could not remember something as simple as roy g biv how on the earth would i remember the theory of relativity.
but there are some unexpectant things that i have excelled at in the arena of competition. drinking you under the table, trival pursuit, and my extensive knowledge of music (let us recall that i was the first person to introduce you to sexy back by jt)
and at the risk of sounding arrogant, you have invaded one of the things i am good at: writing. so read my lips (or words, i guess)
I WILL KICK YOUR ASS.
2 comments:
See, it is called a sense of humor. These things are hard to come by but can be quite invaluable. Let me explain how "Go away" is humorous.
Most humor derives from receiving an unexpected response. In general, the more unexpected an answer is, the funnier it can be. Therefore, the fact that "Go Away" is not a canidate, or even a person is what leads it to be funny.
Try humor, I am sure you will enjoy it once you have practiced the art.
I suppose then, you need to learn the art of sarcasm.
xoxo
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